Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
by CantBlink / 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
#2 - On 07/16/2012 at 5:32pm by TheJester12
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Presenting the new style...the offset Unicorn.
#1 - On 07/16/2012 at 5:31pm by williamcarter93
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