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Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.
You don't take stuff like that back! Geez.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015