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Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5287) - you deserved it (30363)

On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

#5 - On 07/13/2012 at 8:03pm by redreynard

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You don't take stuff like that back! Geez.

#2 - On 07/13/2012 at 8:02pm by abrookec2011

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