Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
by jenA / 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.
#1 - On 07/12/2012 at 3:10am by that1guy1
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OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job!
BF: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING!
OP: U mad, bro?
#4 - On 07/12/2012 at 3:12am by TheElderTROLLZ
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