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Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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Grabbing your crotch while moonwalking?...
Not always the best way to impress a lady.

#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 10:01am by saIty

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I pressed YDI as soon as I saw "trying to impress." But hopefully she thought it was cute. :)

#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 10:00am by DontClickOnMe

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