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Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17559) - you deserved it (43611)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Ricky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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never test something right before a date.

you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

#1 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:58pm by kwbuzz23wk

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Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

#3 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:00pm by xdeliciae

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