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Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32708) - you deserved it (1981) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Complain to the manager and get something free! :D

#1 - On 06/28/2012 at 3:02am by legitkitty

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Someone is not getting a tip

#3 - On 06/28/2012 at 3:02am by mpj13

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