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Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18888) - you deserved it (1069)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

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Bitches be crazy

#3 - On 06/23/2012 at 8:52am by ThatGenericGuy

See in context

+78 | 6

Sounds like "the minority report"

#1 - On 06/23/2012 at 8:51am by malikorslip

See in context

+58 | 3

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