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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49953) - you deserved it (17809)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

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