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Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15092) - you deserved it (1726)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by Notasinner (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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"The power of Christ compels you bitch"

#1 - On 05/25/2012 at 3:09am by ICastillo

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Look mommy! That man is giving free showers.
Oh sweet Jesus! Honey, walk faster.

#4 - On 05/25/2012 at 3:13am by Meowingtons500

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