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Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML
Look mommy! That man is giving free showers.
Oh sweet Jesus! Honey, walk faster.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014