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Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19520) - you deserved it (2047)

On 05/23/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Can I add a third option?
Sugar weighs more.
Especially when it goes to the hips.

#2 - On 05/23/2012 at 10:16am by NoorFML

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Welcome home!!!!

My parents do the same crap and what's funny is even when we google the answer or whatever they keep arguing. Lol

#3 - On 05/23/2012 at 10:16am by Aspen_Grace33

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