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Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25285) - you deserved it (1976)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

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That's a new way to get stoned

#5 - On 05/23/2012 at 5:51am by Lingonberry

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My brother still tries to save his farts & he's also 20 .
boys are weird .

#1 - On 05/23/2012 at 5:49am by love_isnt_enough

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