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Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (1875)

On 05/20/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Were these people high on Coke? I'm sure this gave you a Jolt, but in Sprite of your ordeal, don't keep Tabs on these people - they could be dangerous criminals. You need to try to stay 5-Alive. I would take a Minute Maid and then get out of town. Maybe take a walk through some Mountain Dew and breathe some Sierra Mist, or take a trip to a Sunkist Orangina grove, or go visit your Crush.

I hope my advice Pepsis you up a bit. Good luck.

#30 - On 05/21/2012 at 2:40am by DocBastard

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Did u grab the unopened one

#6 - On 05/21/2012 at 2:23am by TheCarChanel

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