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Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7696) - you deserved it (18235)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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I thought this was about , shaving his private parts for a second haha

#5 - On 05/17/2012 at 4:56pm by NeDaroft

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Those damn trees.

*shakes fists angrily in the air.

#3 - On 05/17/2012 at 4:54pm by THE_A_TEEN

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