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Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23523) - you deserved it (1918)

On 05/15/2012 at 6:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

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That is dedication!
Some people stalk, but that's extreme, time to send her to a psychologist.
Or if she does not want that, try visit group therapy where she joins and leave here there all alone, perfect plan!
But congratulations at winning something you wanted, enjoy as much as possible

#1 - On 05/15/2012 at 10:31am by Keevarou

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I would still go, I mean unless they seem very dangerous, then just call the police

#2 - On 05/15/2012 at 10:32am by staymintyfresh

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