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Today, my neighbors got a motion sensor light that points at my window. It's so sensitive that it goes off every time an insect flies past. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19788) - you deserved it (1528)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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That wasn't an insect. It was a ninja.

#5 - On 05/10/2012 at 5:35am by skyblues

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Get some curtains or move your bed so the light doesn't bother you.

#1 - On 05/10/2012 at 5:33am by SecretMe00

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