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Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

#3 - On 05/03/2012 at 2:20am by FlashBurn

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Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

#8 - On 05/03/2012 at 2:25am by DontClickOnMe

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