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Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (48328)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by sweet92 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Probably only increased your chances with that dude.

Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:11am by splat

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I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:05am by driscoll1985

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