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Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7505) - you deserved it (12246)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States

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People need to recycle more

#1 - On 04/27/2012 at 3:40am by cessily

See in context

+118 | 8

Always typical for people to judge first

#2 - On 04/27/2012 at 3:40am by taniamw

See in context

+64 | 8

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