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Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
This is a better way to find out than the alternative:
OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour!
Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night.
Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.