forever alone.

There is no need To be upset

Some1 is depressed Suicide time !!

I hope people know I'm kidding :p

That's a risky chance to take on here.

Lol I know, that's why I figured I'd clarify

You're kidding, damn I'm too late!:/

62 kinda looks like Kurt Cobain :D

Just because the word dream is in the FML doesnt mean it is an automatic inception. It works a certain way silly. :p

just for your info, inception isn't a dream in a dream. it's inserting an idea into someones mind.

It's a common misconception.

Hmm, I'm thinking more like The Matrix. Was it the blue pill or the red pill that brought you out? I cannot recall. Unplug, people. Unplug.

89 - what happens if you take both pills at the same time?

42 - you are inserting that idea into my mind as we speak

Actually inception means beginning. As in: Their relationship has been rocky since its inception. The movie used the word to represent the beginning of an idea, but it's really just a fancy word for the start of something, an idea or otherwise.

Tells ya something huh?

My dreams usually consist of talking animals, running from headless people, or robots in my bed. Either I'm doing it wrong or OP is..

32- I hope it's OP because I have very similar dreams as you.

30 I'm confused... What is this "tells ya something huh?"

100 same here..

in my dreams i fight agaist allien invaders i see cities in ruins with few humans dont knowing what to do, ***** like that. I enjoy my dreams. I m trying to do lucid dreaming but it is hard to achieve

Don't be bitter. His life is effed because it's empty and sad. You swallowed a bug, which sounds hilarious.

I agree, nowadays some of the craziest FML's are getting posted.

Probably because vote on FMLs, and this one was obviously better than yours. I'm pretty sure having no time for friends or a girlfriend is worse than swallowing a fruit fly. Get the **** over yourself.

Because it was SHIT. Stop bitching. There are tons of other good FMLs that didn't get posted.

That's so true. And with the current economy, having a job and money is already a good thing.

Wht sucks more is even if you go to college and do good and stuff it isnt for sure you will be successful. Its kind of sad how hard it is now a days

59, yea she does, when she's on the toilet. I mean that's when a lot of people take time out to have five minutes if they can't get it else where!

True that ! its the only time i read FML, on the toilet so you can imagine the marks on my ass when ifinished reading that FML about being legally mugged

True that ! its the only time i read FML, on the toilet so you can imagine the marks on my ass when ifinished reading that FML about being legally mugged

99 - You must've been on the shitter for hours if you read just that entire first post.

Energy? That must be for younger adults. I haven't known energy for a long time!

OP never said their job was bad. All they said was that they work abnormal hours.

woah perdix went a bit deep don't ya think? lol

Perdix we love you????

Can no one reply to perdix with a statement?

Deep