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Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML


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On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States

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Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard

#3 - On 04/19/2012 at 6:04pm by nhlnba2

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It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies.


#16 - On 04/19/2012 at 6:13pm by DocBastard

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