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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States

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I would take that as a compliment. Grandmas' houses usually smell like cookies and cinnamon and flowers! He thinks you smell like cookies, cinnamon, and flowers, OP. He wants to eat you. Om nom nom.

#7 - On 04/16/2012 at 10:03am by NoorFML

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Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D

#3 - On 04/16/2012 at 10:01am by AugustBurnsToast

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