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Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8170) - you deserved it (29194)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

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Did the ground swallow you and your paranoia up?

#1 - On 04/15/2012 at 2:01pm by elpopsw

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Do you do this when babies stare at you?

#6 - On 04/15/2012 at 2:02pm by Epsilonyx

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