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Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24402) - you deserved it (2397)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

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He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.

#4 - On 04/15/2012 at 2:31am by bbedlock

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How awkward

#1 - On 04/15/2012 at 2:29am by kiran

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