Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21091) - you deserved it (3448)
On 04/13/2012 at 5:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada
rejected's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to…
bananamuffin also deserved itToday, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago…
it must not have been heads up...
#2 - On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am by tkdgold03
See in context
+95 | 5
Happy Friday Thee 13th.
#3 - On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am by scenechic
+83 | 5
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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