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Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22007) - you deserved it (1589)

On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)

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Wow thats so disrespectful

#2 - On 04/08/2012 at 2:16pm by deathskatenoah

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Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

#3 - On 04/08/2012 at 2:17pm by KeyboardWarrior

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