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Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6659) - you deserved it (23727)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

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Oh the irony!

#1 - On 04/07/2012 at 7:59pm by eddeeezzyy

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Meeting official: Please introduce yourself.
OP: I'm Bob.
Official: Now tell us why you're here.
OP: No.
Official: I said do it!
OP: NO! FUCK YOU!
Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!

#38 - On 04/07/2012 at 8:35pm by DocBastard

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