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Meeting official: Please introduce yourself.
OP: I'm Bob.
Official: Now tell us why you're here.
Official: I said do it!
OP: NO! FUCK YOU!
Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 August 2014