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Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14237) - you deserved it (2364)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

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Prove them wrong op have confidence in yourself.

#3 - On 04/05/2012 at 6:13pm by katuyono

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I've been driving for 3 years and so far haven't been in an accident. There's hope, OP!
They will all lose!

*crash*

Crap. Shouldn't comment while driving.

#16 - On 04/05/2012 at 6:17pm by NoorFML

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