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Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4848) - you deserved it (16605)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States

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OP, this is an intervention.

#6 - On 04/04/2012 at 3:11am by Blueglasscup

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YDI for watching Real Stepford Wives of Somewhere.

Seriously, it's creepy how much we glorify the worst people around.

#16 - On 04/04/2012 at 3:33am by slimjim8094

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