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Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Creep. It's Taser time. Tell her to get off your nuts.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015