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Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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That is so sad! I hope you complained to the manager!

#1 - On 04/03/2012 at 4:30pm by jillianmathers12

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You need to call corporate cause even adults are allowed to order and enjoy the happy meal. They'll give you a free meal

#2 - On 04/03/2012 at 4:31pm by AubreyDucrat

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