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Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

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Aww, that's cold.

#3 - On 03/31/2012 at 7:44pm by Cad6

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Damn, See what happens when you try to be a good student and go to class even when you have a cold

#7 - On 03/31/2012 at 7:46pm by berichsoon

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