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Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:26am by itsnotfair

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>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh.

Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:27am by Moemoemoe

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