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Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7265) - you deserved it (52888)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

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Eyes on the road, numb nuts.

#6 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:39am by arms_akimbo

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dude you dont just get in an accident and then get into another one...

pay the fuck atttention

#18 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:33pm by sforward09

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