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Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4391) - you deserved it (36611)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

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You can't just drive away from an accident. I smell a liar.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:35am by bs

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Eyes on the road, numb nuts.

#6 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:39am by arms_akimbo

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