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Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12512) - you deserved it (3227)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Define 'playing'.

#3 - On 03/23/2012 at 7:10am by linstar

See in context

+85 | 10

Were you trying to make white stuff come out?

#1 - On 03/23/2012 at 7:08am by tmaq973

See in context

+73 | 4

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