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Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Did you try holding your breath to stop the hiccups? Works for me.

But yeah its not like they're voluntary. That sucks.

#1 - On 03/19/2012 at 2:03pm by greeneye

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It sucks that you had the hiccups but you should have quietly excused yourself and left

#10 - On 03/19/2012 at 2:07pm by rokemay

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