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Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19224) - you deserved it (2204)

On 03/19/2012 at 8:39am - misc - by fuuu. - Hong Kong

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Well look at the bright side. If you were thinking about changing your hair color, now you don't have to pay to get it done at a salon.

#8 - On 03/19/2012 at 2:06pm by DontClickOnMe

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Tell you friend to stop sniffing the fumes! Especially when standing on a high place with little foot support.

#6 - On 03/19/2012 at 2:05pm by Jkolbly

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