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Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18698) - you deserved it (2073)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

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Is this one of those "my friend" things where this is all actually you?

#9 - On 03/19/2012 at 11:14am by jessicaazzzzzzzz

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I always make my teeth look nice for the sexy dentist...I guess that's almost the same thing.

#5 - On 03/19/2012 at 11:12am by ClassyCommando

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