Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (34918) - you deserved it (2517)
On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
solyana vr1's life also sucksToday, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just…
unknown also deserved itToday, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about…
Troll mom strikes again!
#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 12:02am by Valentina_Baby
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+434 | 7
Firstly though, your mother called you 'that' ?
#2 - On 03/15/2012 at 12:03am by badwolfbluebox
+296 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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