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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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On 03/06/2012 at 2:20am - misc - by BlueBirdWings (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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That is NOT what you're supposed to deep throat!

#3 - On 03/06/2012 at 5:55am by SmartTypaChick

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...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?

#8 - On 03/06/2012 at 6:07am by brewmasterg

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