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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
That is NOT what you're supposed to deep throat!
...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015