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Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7607) - you deserved it (27151)

On 03/05/2012 at 8:36pm - misc - by asdfBUTT (woman) - United States (New York)

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sure must have sucked

#2 - On 03/06/2012 at 2:50am by someindiandude

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Oops, that's embarrassing. On the plus side though, no leeches!

#3 - On 03/06/2012 at 2:50am by ShansAl

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