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Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19015) - you deserved it (3570)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada

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Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.

#3 - On 03/05/2012 at 12:54pm by immaMonsta

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Your dog alarm is faulty

#4 - On 03/05/2012 at 12:54pm by ajeyness

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