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Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 12:10pm - misc - by KidJwal - United States

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Sorry, but ydi. What if you had caused another accident. I understand it's an emergency with someone you care about, but that doesn't mean you can break the law without consequences.

#7 - On 02/28/2012 at 4:26pm by Tthug

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Some cops are just assholes.

#3 - On 02/28/2012 at 4:25pm by kman1759

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