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Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5049) - you deserved it (35894)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

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asshat

#1 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:00am by fatblackguy

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Hah. Shitehawk. Anyway, why are people solving things by being impulsively aggressive, nowadays? Geez.

#3 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:02am by FruityLoooons

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