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I walkd out onto te driveway to find ma mom standing on te wet pavement... screaming at te worms tat ad come out after te rain... saying tat tey were "on private property" and tat tey were "trespassing." All of our niegbor ad come out of tere ouse to watc. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Well I'd come out to watch too, I mean who do those worms think they are!? The nerve...

#7 - On 02/15/2012 at 4:23pm by 4Legend

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Am I the only one who pictured the mom in a robe and curlers while smoking? It makes her seem even crazier if you do.

#12 - On 02/15/2012 at 4:25pm by incognito1520

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