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Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20974) - you deserved it (2215)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Saw (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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He was probably just fucking with you.

#1 - On 02/10/2012 at 11:13pm by SecretMe00

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Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.

#2 - On 02/10/2012 at 11:13pm by n_epic_fail

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