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Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML


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On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Why would you make such a dare? that's crazy! Oh well. its gonna be a full moon tonight.

#1 - On 02/07/2012 at 4:22pm by Roevera

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Don't make bets you're not prepared to carry out. Especially not on the Patriots.

#4 - On 02/07/2012 at 4:22pm by ygdrassil

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