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Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17929) - you deserved it (1915)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

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I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling.

Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

#2 - On 02/05/2012 at 3:33am by Mirorbo

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Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

#1 - On 02/05/2012 at 3:33am by omfg_creepers

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