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I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling.
Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.
Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013