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Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19258) - you deserved it (2346)

On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States

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OP's friend: THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF!
OP: Oh, dinners done!

#2 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:53pm by rocker_chick105

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Maybe someone in your family should take cooking classes? Doesn't hurt to try. Better luck next time OP.

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:52pm by juanaranda1015

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