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Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23819) - you deserved it (1794)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

moe472's life also sucks
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little…

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he needs a McChillthefuckout

#3 - On 01/24/2012 at 2:37am by badass243

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RUN MOTHAFUCKA RUN!!!

#1 - On 01/24/2012 at 2:35am by K_kanaka

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